Breaking up with you, your daughter is prettier and easier

Dear Loved One:

By now you probably already know that I am having an affair with the youngest of your daughters. Itís not like I planned this to happen, but I couldnít help it, she is younger, sexier, prettier and easier. Yes, she is easier than you, and this is a moment in my life when I just want that. I got tired of you playing hard to get. You are just too complicated, with your inner conflicts and your multiple personality disorder trying to be everything to everyone. You just canít please everybody you know?

Debian: I will always have a place in my heart for you, but Iím with Ubuntu now and we are very happy together. Please stop attacking her. Itís your fault, not hers.


Gustavo Picon

Yup I did the same thing. Nicely written post there. Digg it!


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