Hak5 stickers!

Look what came in the mail today!
sticker envelope
hak5 stickers!

All this and to top it off a nice personal touch of a hand-written message on the back:
darren's sign off'

So anybody who wants some technolust do considering donating. So here’s a hats off to the folks at Hak5 for 3 great seasons of Hak5. I remember the days of watching back when I was still in Singapore studying… aaahhh the memories.

So for all the Hak5 hacklings around the world, we’re reminding you… Trust your technolust!

P.S. Anybody want stickers?

Programmers vs. Management

Anybody in the technical departments all over the world can related to this. Source Room362.com.

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.

The woman below replied, You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.

You must be a programmer, said the balloonist.

I am, replied the woman, How did you know?

Well, answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.

The woman below responded, You must be in Management.

I am, replied the balloonist, but how did you know?

Well, said the woman, you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.

Quote of the Day

you know “w/ dual screen linux love running” stuff like that won’t get u laid/married ever?… unless the girl is incredibly nerdy which is rarer than <insert fact of something rare> here

This all stemmed out during an IM conversation regarding Celebrate ICT with a Smile

-> 11:48:44: i shld take a photo 2 :P
-> 11:48:56: w/ my compiz fusion w/ dual screen linux love running :D
<- 11:50:32: you know “w/ dual screen linux love running” stuff like that won’t get u laid/married ever?
<- 11:54:06: but plz add “unless the girl is incredibly nerdy which is rarer than <insert fact of something rare> here “

Hardware mauled Nokia 3110c

So I finally got sick of the fact that I bought a 2.5mm to 3.5mm stereo jack adapter that couldn’t fit in my phone due to the combination of the connector end being too wide and the phone connector having a ‘cover plate’ on it such that it is recessed (like the iPhone’s headphone jack). So my phone is a bit more naked (after taking off the cover for the USB connector as well) but as long as it’s easier to use.
My 'mauled' Nokia 3110c with the offending obstruction and 2.5mm to 3.5mm adapter

Japan’s 10 funniest tech-related ads

From breast-enhancing Intel processors to breast-enhanced Canon laser copiers, we dissect Japan’s most bizarre tech-related ads.

Thanks to mypapit for the link!

They even got Arnold in an ad! (a different Japanese ad with Arnold )

Those Japanese are strange sorts of people

Tiring week

First 3 evenings spent doing a video promo for a trekking walk happening on the 27th April. Decided to just use Windows Movie Maker due to its simplicity and ease of use. Kudos to Microsoft for having a simple video editor. Yes you cant make that many tweaks but it’s simple and functional to most degrees. Insert in those days preparing to lead CG (that happened last night) for the first time (well maybe second time) and I come back to say I have a lot to learn. There was also brochure design for Run for the World. Spent last night and this morning playing around with J2ME and realizing I have a long way to go if I want to make nice apps. Today spent doing some tutorials on how to use properly use the setup at church. I know I think to much leading me to not want to commit putting it down on paper (or more appropriately, screen) and after doing those tutorials had some drama practice. Ended up playing Call of Duty 4 post dinner for an hour. Let me say I prefer simple (i.e. no-brainer) games like CS and Quake 3 but I think that was the first dose of playing a game I’ve had for a long time. But anyhow I’m tired and drained out. There is much to be done and many aspirations to reach for. Camp coming around the corner in just over 2 months and I have to ‘finish’ up the booklets and souvenirs ASAP. Feeling a discontentment and disconnect with life. It’s times like these that help build character. I just pray that I will have the strength and support through Christ who strengthens me.

Romans 5:3-5
3Not only so, but we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; 4perseverance, character; and character, hope. 5And hope does not disappoint us, because God has poured out his love into our hearts by the Holy Spirit, whom he has given us

Brunei’s Recycling Bins

As I was going to the Survey Department I found these guys:
Recycling Bins
Recycling Bins Sponsors Details
As you can see they are sponsored by Daikyo Environmental Recycling. They have the following branches but I just wonder where else in Brunei these bins are located.

Daikyo Environmental Recycling

Main Scrap Yard: Simpang 287 Jln Serasa Muara, BT1128 Brunei Darussalam
Branch: Lot 129-87 Kp Bengkurong Masin BS1920, BSB, Brunei Darussalam
Seria Branch: Lot 4004, Jln Pangsa, Seria, Brunei Darussalam
KB Branch: Lot 4680, Jln Setia Diraja, Kuala Belait Brunei Darussalam

Update: View list of Recycling bins in Brunei

The 1 second film

http://www.the1secondfilm.com/

About The 1 Second Film

The 1 Second Film is a non-profit web fueled collaborative art project that anyone in the world can be part of, including celebrities. :)

As a community, we’re creating the World’s Biggest Shortest Film. The 1 Second Film project is built around one-second of animation (24 frames); each frame is a large mural that was painted by hundreds of people during a collaborative event.

Anyone can help produce the film by donating $1. With thousands of Producers, our end credits will last an estimated 90-minutes! During our credits, a feature-length making of documentary will play, detailing the inspiring and often absurd story behind the project.

All profits raised by the finished film will be donated to the Global Fund for Women.

The 1 Second Film is being directed by award winning filmmaker Nirvan Mullick, and is a production of The Collaboration Foundation, a non-profit art organization with a 5 Phase Plan to bring the world together, one-second at a time, using collaborative art to foster global community and inspire social change.

http://www.roadtooprah.com/

We are on a quest to ask Oprah for $1 to join the producers of The 1 Second Film. The 1 Second Film is a non-profit global collaborative art project bringing thousands of people together to make a film that makes a difference. Anyone in the world can help produce The 1 Second Film by donating $1. From Kiefer Sutherland to Kevin Bacon, thousands of producers are already participating. All profits from our finished film will benefit the Global Fund for Women. It’s the start of a 5 Phase Plan to bring the world together, one second at a time.

A crashing Enterprise Manager

Got this when opening Enterprise Manager?
Crashing Enterprise Manager

SQL Version: SQL 2000 Developer Edition DB Server
Fix:

  • Go to “C:\Documents and Settings\[user profile]\Application Data\Microsoft\MMC”
  • Rename/Delete “SQL Server Enterprise Manager”
  • Re-open Enterprise Manager

Source from www.experts-exchange.com as below

ptjcb:
I have researched this, and I do not find a direct solution.

There are issues with Enterprise Manager and XP but usually they do not let the user open EM. You don’t have that problem. Your mmc works except when checking the properties of a database.

You probably do not have problems with other mmcs (IIS Server – you can open properties, yes?). From the online reading, many discussed conflicts between the XP version of mmc and the older SQL Server version.

Solutions that have worked for others:

FROM
http://sqljunkies.com/Forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=9302

From windows explorer, browse to the “MMC” folder under C:\Documents and Settings\[user_profile]\Applicaiton Data\Microsoft\ (This is a hidden folder and to be able to view it you must show hidden files and folders in the “Tools” –> “Folder Options” –> “View” settings). There should be a file named “SQL Server Enterprise Manager”. You can either delete or rename this file (I prefer the latter). MMC will re-create this file the next time you access Enterprise Manager and should then be working properly.

FROM

Kindly install the mmc again from your XP cd and type the following in
start->run

expand F:\i386\mmc.ex_ %systemroot%\system32\mmc.exe
here f is the cd drive. There is a space between the d and
F and between the _ and %.

FROM
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=68097&whichpage=2

Go to the Run from the Start menu and type mmc and press enter to open an empty console. Under the File menu select “Add/Remove Snap-in”. Click “Add” under Console Root and select the “Microsoft SQL Enterprise Manager” snap-in. Close windows until you are back to the mmc, and you can rename the “console1.msc” to default name which is “SQL Server Enterprise Manager.MSC” and save it under C:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\80\Tools\Binn (Default location of SQL Server 2000).

If all else fails,

There is a new MMC.exe 3.0 for XP.

http://www.microsoft.com/Downloads/details.aspx?familyid=61FC1C66-06F2-463C-82A2-CF20902FFAE0&displaylang=en

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You can try these solutions. Again, I do not see any solutions for your issue exactly. I also read the list of hotfixes after SP4 and did not see anything that addressed the issue.